Best Facebook post ever. Some highlights:
Your mama’s so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Your mama’s so fat, she has to apparate in sections.
Your mama’s so ugly, her Room of Requirement is the inside of a paper bag.
Your mama’s so smelly, her spot on the Maurader’s Map is scratch and sniff.
Your mama’s so fat, the Sorting Hat put in the House of Pancakes.
too funny!