Yo Mama

27 Jan

Best Facebook post ever.   Some highlights:

Your mama’s so fat, her patronus is a cake.

Your mama’s so fat, she has to apparate in sections.

Your mama’s so ugly, her Room of Requirement is the inside of a paper bag.

Your mama’s so smelly, her spot on the Maurader’s Map is scratch and sniff.

Your mama’s so fat, the Sorting Hat put in the House of Pancakes.

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One Response to “Yo Mama”

  1. Sunny January 27, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    too funny!

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